Anonymous asked: Yo Satan, you ever seen this show called Neon Genesis Evangelion. Heard they got a dad all up in there that's as bad as you are dawg.
I’ve seen the show, pretty out there. And besides you think Gendo is the worst father? Puh-lease
I know this one guy, who impregnated someone elses wife, didn’t even tell her they did it till the baby bump was showing. Even then he sent his bud to do it instead. Then when the kid is born, he did nothing when the bullies picked on him and told his son to go die, and he did.
And that fathers name was…God
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLZ YEAH
Exactly as planned